Where's The Milk?

Where’s The MIlk?

Once upon a time in the land of Your-place. There was a king, and his name was Sir Jaylon. One day Sir Jaylon stumbled upon a milk carton. My gosh it was the most magnificent object he had ever been bestowed upon. It was golden, with detailed hinges at the top. Excellent for grasping. Sir Jaylon knew taken the delicate milk carton wouldn't be right, but he had no choice.

 He quickly dashed through his royal garden into his palace. Sir Jaylon was an handsome devil, his radiant dark brown eyes shining as if they were the sun. Sir Jaylon had magically created an case for the wonderful milk. Hand made from the finest crystals in Your-place. Everyone in the land came to his palace to praise the milk.

 One night Sir Jaylon was sleeping when he heard a sudden, “Thud”. He ran into his majesty’s palace and saw no-one. Nor the milk. He screamed. “Whoever has taken my milk, i will give you a great thrashing!”. Heart-broken by the milk loss, he went to his royal refrigerator for an midnight snack. When he opened the fridge, he saw the golden milk and the strawberry milk. how do you say, “Making out?”

 The golden milk opened up its hinges and said. “BEENA DANG”.